1、没有你，俺活得比任何人都好。

Without you, I can live better than anyone else.

2、太理智的，那不叫青春。

Too rational, that's not called youth.

3、想让我低头，那你跪下吧！

If you want me to bow your head, kneel down.

4、年少太轻狂，尼姑也疯狂。

Youth is too frivolous and nuns are crazy.

5、累了就睡觉，醒了就微笑。

Sleep when you are tired and smile when you wake up.

6、相逢，不是恨晚，便是恨早。

Meet, either hate late, hate early.

7、丈夫非无泪，不洒离别间。

Husband is not without tears, do not sprinkle parting.

8、后悔就别做、做了就别后悔。

If you regret, don't do it. If you do, don't regret.

9、只要有信心，人永远不会挫败。

As long as you have confidence, you will never be frustrated.

10、你过来一下子，我怀念一辈子。

Come here for a while, I miss all my life.

11、时间改变了我们，告别了单纯。

Time has changed us and said goodbye to simplicity.

12、百度搜不到你，只好进搜狗！

Baidu can't find you, so it has to go into Sogou!

13、别说我变了，全都拜你所赐。

Don't say I've changed. I owe it all to you.

14、人本是人，不必刻意去做人。

Humanism is a human being, so it is not necessary to deliberately act as a human being.

15、忍无可忍，就重新再忍。

If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

16、若只是喜欢，何必夸张成爱。

If only like, why exaggerate into love.

17、上班的心情比上坟还要沉重。

Work is heavier than going to the grave.

18、生活就是生出来，活下去。

Life is to be born and live.

19、再坚强，咱也是女人。

No matter how strong we are, we are women.

20、我和脂肪作斗争，差点没牺牲。

I fought against fat, almost without sacrifice.

21、我的世界，我一个人懂就好。

My world, I just know it by myself.

22、社会路难走，有人也有狗。

Social road is hard to walk, some people also have dogs.

23、我热情有限，你把握好时间。

My enthusiasm is limited. You should take the time.

24、不要迷恋妹，妹怕哥犯罪！

Don't be infatuated with younger sister, younger sister is afraid of elder brother's crime!

25、无理取闹，必有所图。

If you make trouble unreasonably, you will have a plan.

26、没经历过，才笑别人的疤。

No experience, just laugh at others'scars.

27、就不要放弃，放弃就不要反悔。

Do not give up, give up do not repent.

28、我们的宗旨是：为人民币服务。

Our aim is to serve the RMB.

29、跟我拽，你先去买副棺材吧！

With me, you go to buy a pair of coffins first!

30、结婚生子，注定自己是傻子。

Marriage and childbirth are doomed to be fools.

31、实力造就经典，者绝非偶然。

It is no accident that strength makes classics.

32、哥如果挂勒、请给哥烧个姐。

If brother hangs up, please burn a sister to brother.

33、努力寻找属于自己的道路。

Efforts to find their own way.

34、看透别说透、继续做朋友。

See through, don't talk through, continue to be friends.

35、眼泪流过会不会变成彩虹。

Will tears turn into rainbows?

36、没有行李，我一个人旅游。

No luggage, I travel alone.

37、我赢了所有人，却输掉了你。

I won everybody, but I lost you.

38、玩心计，你不是我的对手！

Play tricks, you are not my opponent!

39、你的微笑，温暖了整个冬季。

Your smile warmed the whole winter.

40、我不恨你，但我恨我爱你。

I don't hate you, but I hate you.

41、不要迷恋姐，你姐夫有点野！

Don't be obsessed with sisters, your brother-in-law is a bit wild!

42、我要给你幸福，谁都拦不住！

I want to give you happiness, no one can stop it!

43、让未来到来，让过去过去。

Let the future come, let the past pass.

44、同心而离居，忧伤以终老。

To live apart with one heart, to die with sorrow.

45、请允许我把我们相忘于江湖。

Allow me to forget about us.

46、必修课选逃，选修课必逃。

Compulsory courses must be chosen to escape, elective courses must escape.

47、散场的拥抱，混乱的心跳。

Hugs in the end, heartbeats in confusion.

48、鸟在笼中，恨关羽不能张飞。

Birds in cages can't fly with hate.

49、只想优雅转身，不料华丽撞墙！

I just want to turn around gracefully, but I'm going to bump into the wall magnificently!

50、我不信命，我只信双手去打。

I don't believe in fate. I just trust my hands to fight.

51、花有百样红，人与狗不同。

Flowers are red in every way. People are different from dogs.

52、少时瞎透，老了咳嗽。

Blind in childhood, coughing in old age.

53、你站在那别动，我飞奔过去！

Don't move while you stand there. I'll run over!